When my sister-in-law Leah was expecting her second child, her son Brian would sometimes touch his mother's tummy to feel the baby move. One day, while touching her stomach and not feeling anything, he asked, “How come the baby isn't moving?”“The baby is sleeping,” replied his mother.Brian thought for a moment and then said, “You mean you got a crib in there too?”
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”.“How do you know?” asked her father.“She didn't say anything.”
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”
When Mrs Johnson entered Belli's room, she found that he was binding up his thumb.“What's the matter with you?” she asked.“It is because of that hammer.” Belli answered.“But I didn't hear you cry.” “Oh, I thought you were not in just now.”